Fasting is easy with a chicken leg and half-bottle of wine.
Rob Hutchison
"Hold the bottle up to the light: you will see your dreams are always at the bottom."
Flavonoids.
Red wine contains vital cold-defeating flavonoids. What are flavonoids exactly? I'm glad you asked. Flavonoids, which are found in plants, are metabolites that have antioxidant properties. In other words, they help prevent your body from succumbing to illnesses, like nasty summer colds. According to a study by the University of Auckland,NZ, drinking red wine can significantly reduce the risk of catching colds.
Martin Luther
Water is made by God. Wine is made by man.
St, Thomas Aquinas
"Sorrow can be alleviated by a good sleep, a hot bath, and a glass of wine."
William Shakespeare
Good company, good wine, good welcome, can make good people. (Henry VIII)
Benjamin Franklin
"Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance."
Aristophanes, (Knights, 424 B.C.)
"When men drink wine, they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever."
W.C. Fields
"Once, in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days."
First Aid
The secret of enjoying a good bottle of wine: a) open the bottle and allow it to breathe, and b) if it does not appear to be breathing, give it the old mouth-to-mouth.